Ovimatto?!

Door mat

 

Palvelija sano, että meidän ovimatto lensi pois.

Servant said our doormat flew off.

Tää uusi matto on pelottavan korkea.

The new carpet is frighteningly high.

Rudi, älä oo pöhkö...

Rudi, don't be silly...

Korkea tai ei, mutta tuossa on taatusti tikkuja.

High or not, but that is guaranteed to feel disgusting in the paws.

Eppu, tuu ny vaan.

Eppu, come on.

Minä en tuosta kulje. 

I'm not going to do that.

Eppu kulta, tää ei estä eres juoksuralleja.

Don't worry Eppu, this doesn't stop you from running.

Okei, mä harkitten.

Okay, I'll think about it.